Total Medals Earned: 1,214 (From 154 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,535 Points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (25/470 points)
pass level 32
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get to level 50
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (80/120 points)
Find some barbed wire!
Find the chicken!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find the potions!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find the evil!
Find some blue blobs!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (150/420 points)
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 50 blues.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Collect 2500 coins.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Achieve 2500 kills.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Score 70,000 on Easy mode
Score 180,000 on Medium mode
Score 320,000 on Hard mode